“Mr. Everyman explains how to look like a Japanese and thus impress those wild and not very civilized people. Mrs. Everyman replies that for savages, they look remarkably civilized. Meanwhile, Mr. Everyman, seeing more people looking even more Japanese, is reassured. Mrs. Everyman sees soldiers parading in European uniform. She smiles ironically. But now a number of typical Japanese walk into the house. Her irony disappears. And Mr. Everyman is not ashamed to admit… he is mystified.”

– narrator

– You expect me to eat that?

– Americans live on ketchup and milk. I'm a whiz at geography.

– Ah, regarde, c'est Tati ! – Tati qui? – Tati, comme Mon Oncle.

“Why bother having money when you can spend other people's?”

– Philippe Greenleaf