“Did you know that the germs can come through the wires? I never call and I never answer. It's a good way to get sick. Very, very sick… That's how I got so sick! SOMEONE CALLED ME ON THE TELEPHONE!”

– Burn witch, burn witch, burn!

– Dig that crazy beat, man.

“The conquest of new worlds always makes demands of human life. And there will always be men who will accept the risk.”

“You don't think I sat there all evening with an eight-foot mamba in my pocket?”

– Eric Gorman

“What a lucky clown you are! You don't have to wipe off your laugh.”

“I'm a man in search of his true self. How archetypically American can you get?”

– Eddie Jessup

“At 10 PM, in what will be the last broadcast, Fact or Fiction goes live.”

– David Leigh, the filmmaker

“The mattress is soft and there're hangers in the closet and stationary with “Bates' Motel” printed on it in case you want to make your friends back home envious.”

– Norman Bates

“I accuse you of having trampled on the cross, of having ridden to the Sabbath, of throwing the Holy Cross of our Saviour into manure so that the skies grew dark, and the rain fell upon the earth!”

– Albino